I have been getting some really fantastic spam comments lately and frankly, they’re too good not to share. Please know that I literally copied and pasted these comments, the spelling and punctuation, though similar to my norm, is all the spammers. Really. Okay, mostly.

“My colleage was full of joy when reading one paragraph on your post “… a little tour of the past 6 years with that boy. With some really priceless pictures. We met at a camp. …” it makes me to look more intelligent after understanding it.” You’re right, Reverse Telephone Lookup, you actually do look more intelligent after understanding that fragment of a blogpost about my anniversary.

“Your title Utah is Hard, Yo sums up your content well.” Huh, that one may not actually be spam. It’s actually kind of…observant. And literate.

Smokeless cigarettes wrote, “One crucial point I really enjoy about web site posts is the fact that they spark an notion in my brain. Immediately after that comes about, I experience as I need to comment while using hope it is beneficial to many people.” If only the notion sparked in their brain had some semblance of syntax or grammar.

“This can be one of the most important article I ever read today, I’m talking about this piece of your article “…, but once we began doing some pricing, we realized that without all the cards full of money we got for our wedding,…” this is it, you just smashed it down buddy.” Thanks, How to Get Over my Ex (hint: not by leaving non-sensical spam comments). You really smashed something down too. Namely the English language.

“Thanks for the “work” you put into your blog says my aunt” Um, Live prrno cam, I’m not really sure I appreciate your quotation mark implications. Okay fine. Your aunt and her condescending quotation marks may be right, but she can still bite me.

“Considerably, the blog post is actually the greatest on this worthy topic. I concur with your decisions and will thirstily look forward to see your approaching updates. Saying thanks will not just be adequate, for the phenomenal lucidity in your writing. Please maintain it up!” It’s like the Thesaurus sponsored a spam comment.

Oh, and did I mention that Sarah Palin reads my blog? And she think’s I’m awesome. Seriously, she left me a comment with her name on it and everything! “Such a well written post.. Thnkx for sharing this post!” At least they got the spelling and punctuation sort of close to how I expect she would actually write a comment.

I feel like I have so much to live up to now. I mean, I need to spark notions and smash things. And most importantly, I have to go maintain it up. My life is hard (yo).

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